Eva-Flap

READY.  SET.  FLAP.

Are you ready to dodge some murderous floating paddles as a small undergrad-of-a-dragon that works for minimum wage and tips?

Of course you are!

Eva-Flap is a tiny game that pits a dragon (you) against the harsh reality of life (which in this case is paddles and hard surfaces in general). Are you ready to flap for all your worth in this one-button adventure of a lifetime that features a snarky little derg that enjoys making rude comments at your expense?

Yes?
Perfect!

NOW GO GET FLAPPING!

CONTROLS:

• Click/Tap  =  Flap.
• That's literally it.

OBJECTIVES:

• Dodge Paddles.
• Reach a score of 36 and make her love you.
• Read The Silly Text.
• Have Fun.
• That's literally it.

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

• Joth — For making a nice free 8-Bit Bossa. (It sounds Great!)
• God — For making all of reality. (And like a lot of other stuff too)
• My Pants — For staying on even when the elastic wears thin.
• All of You — For playing my game and being cool.